"Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day - the birth of Santa?" ~ Bart Simpson (Matt Groening) "You know you...
"Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day - the birth of Santa?"
~ Bart Simpson (Matt Groening)
"You know you've grown up when none of the things you want for Christmas can be bought at a store."
~ Anonymous
"Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around."
~ Bryan White
"Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you’re home."
~ Carol Nelson
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
~ Jay Leno
"Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?"
~ Tom Armstrong
"Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...?"
~ Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know,
Where the tree tops glisten
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow."
~ Irving Berlin
"CHRISTMAS is C-hrist's H-istoric, R-emarkable I-ncarnation S-tory, T-elling M-essiah's A-waited S-alvation."
~ Jose B. Cabajar
"Christmas sells start earlier every year. Next Christmas is expected to start in August."
~ Anonymous
“It's true; Christmas can feel like a lot of work, particularly for mothers. But when you look back on all the Christmases in your life, you'll find you've created family traditions and lasting memories. Those memories, good and bad, are really what help to keep a family together over the long haul.”
~ Caroline Kennedy
"When Santa Claus heard that you‘ve been good this year, he died laughing."
~ Anonymous
“Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.”
~ Laura Ingalls Wilder
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."
~ Ben Franklin
"Christmas prayer: Guardian angel pure and bright…please lead Santa here tonight."
~ Anonymous
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."
~ Shirley Temple
"You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger."
~ Robert Paul
“The holiest of holidays are those kept by ourselves in silence and apart; The secret anniversaries of the heart.”
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"I smell chestnuts roasting over an open fire. Either that or Santa’s stuck in the chimney."
~ Anonymous
"12 days of sewing ...also looks like my "Santa, Please" list.....vwr"
~ Anonymous
"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."
~ Frank McKinney Hubbard
"So remember while December Brings the only Christmas day, In the year let there be Christmas In the things you do and say."
~ Anonymous
"Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty...
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental bastard."
~ cause its true&i laughed so hard when i saw this
"When I was young I was so poor, that I didn't have a Christmas tree, only a Christmas stump..."
~ Anonymous
“Christmas gives us the opportunity to pause and reflect on the important things around us -- a time when we can look back on the year that has passed and prepare for the year ahead.”
~ David Cameron
"Santa saw your Facebook photo – now he knows he‘s going give you some clothes and a dictionary for Christmas."
~ Anonymous
“Christmas doesn't come from a store, maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more....”
~ Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
"I stopped believing in Santa when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."
~ Shirley Temple
"Believe in Santa…just beclause!"
~ Anonymous
“Out upon merry Christmas! What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer…? If I could work my will,” said Scrooge indignantly, “every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!”
~ Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
“I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.“
~ Earthman Adam
“Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection.”
~ Winston Churchill
“The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school."
~ Alice Cooper
“When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?“
~ G.K. Chesterton
“Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.“
~ Tom Sims
“You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger."
~ Robert Paul
“What a wonderful life I've had. I only wish I'd realized it sooner."
~ Colette
“Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning.”
~ Alan Bradley
“Yahooo ! It's only 364 days until Christmas!!"
~ Anonymous
“Christmas Wall Sign Stop Believing in Santa Get Underwear Funny Plaque."
~ Anonymous
"People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukka!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!"
~ Anonymous
"Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect."
~ Oren Arnold
"If you're not under my tree on Christmas morning, I'm going back to bed!"
~ Rotfl!
"Christmas is the time when people light so many bulbs outside of their houses, that you think they're celebrating the birth of General Electric."
~ Anonymous
“Christmas is not a time nor a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy is to have the real spirit of Christmas.”
~ Calvin Coolidge
"That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."
~ Jerry Seinfeld
“CALVIN:
This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?
If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?
And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?
HOBBES:
I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday?
CALVIN:
Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.”
~ Bill Watterson
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year."
~ Victor Borge
"Three wonderful little words at Christmas…no assembly required!"
~ Anonymous
“Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?”
~ Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
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